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Gundam Wing more like Fag Wing AM I RITE? Giant robots rip asunder the very laws of physics and engineering principles to show us an array of impossible giant robot sword fighting and gunsmanship. Featuring large amounts of sexual tension, very gay characters, and Relena Peacecraft acting like a snobby bitch.
OMEGA MAHO! Rebecca Miyamoto and her amazing giant robot teach strict conservative moral values that we all hold dear, such as fanservice and random pop culture references that may or may not be better than those seen on Family Guy.
Kung Fu: A romantic comedy Join the adventures of Thomas as he kicks the crap out of his opponents with his feet. Will he be able to defeat the evil Rugal and become the King of Fighters, or will his soul get taken by the evil Shang Tsung? Choose from over 32 possible endings!
Elvis vs. a mummy.  Yeah... Starring Elvis Presley and JFK as they fight an Egyptian mummy. I'm not joking.

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