I'm a wrestling mark. Basically, I know too much about wrestling. In recent times, video games and wrestling kind of culminate together, like peanut butter and jelly, or Bill Clinton and fat ugly chicks. For whatever reason, wrestling and video games will just keep on going. It's about the only sports game that ever succeeds, and even then pro-wrestling is about as much a sport as flipping burgers. Today, you'll learn about the best of the wrestling best, like only the way I can! WOOOOO!!!

Number 10: Razor Ramon Games: WWF King of the Ring, WCW/NWO World Tour Trademark Moves: Razor's Edge/Outsider's Edge

Razor Ramon, or Scott Hall to most, was a real crapfest in the WCW ring. As Scott Hall, he would never wrestle, or at most, wrestle once a year. His family life is screwed up, though, so I suppose family is more imporant than a career of running and jumping and landing falls properly. Among other things, his WWF persona really sucks compared to what he is now; a boozer and a loser. He ain't even supposed to be in this list, but he is better than Hogan and Luger. ANYONE is better.

Fun Fact: Scott Hall was a founding member of the nWo, an organization full of nobodies.

Number 9: Honky Tonk Man Games: WWF Wrestlemania Trademark Moves: I have no idea.

I can't say much on this guy. He's basically your everyday run-of-the-mill Elvis Presley impersonator, only he wrestles. Nothing that noteworthy on him, but the fact that he's an Elvis impersonator gives him the edge over the competition. How, you ask? It just does! In the land of late-80s/early-90s WWF gimmicks, Honky Tonk Man reigns. I'm all shook up!

Fun Fact: Honky Tonk Man was a manager on Toughman competitions in 2000.

Number 8: Bo Jackson Games: Bo Jackson's Baseball Trademark Moves: Hitting A Ball With A Bat

Like most baseball players, Bo Jackson can play baseball. Also, like most baseball players, Bo Jackson is not a professional wrestler. But if I know one thing about Bo, it's that he'll probably say "Bo knows wrestling" along with "Bo knows baseball" and "Bo knows herpes". Bo does not know when to quit. Or, as Bo would say, "Bo knows quiting".

Fun Fact: Bo knows reading!

Number 7: Irwin R. Schyster Games: WWF Steel Cage Challenge, World Championship Wrestling Trademark Moves: Meh. I dunno.

Irwin R. Schyster. Check his initials. I.R.S. Well, what do you know? His WWF gimmick was to be an evil tax man! What the hell was Vince McMahon smoking when he thought that one up? Sure, hillbillies, pimps, gangstas, and hip hop fat men were on the list of lame WWF gimmicks as well, but an evil tax man? The reason he's on the list is because he was one-half of the WWF Tag Team Champions along with Ted DiBiase, the Million Dollar Man. Okay, so a tax man and a rich man in a tag team seems odd to you? It gets worse. A lot worse. Example: He tried repossessing tombstones, exclaiming that dead people need to pay their taxes as well, thus starting a feud with the Undertaker. Hey, dumbass! Dead people don't work!

Fun Fact: He is also known as Mike Rotundo. Mike Rotundo is on World Championship Wrestling. Now you know.

Number 6: The knight from M.U.S.C.L.E. Games: M.U.S.C.L.E., I think Wizards & Warriors... Trademark Moves: Super Throw

About the only thing funny about M.U.S.C.L.E. was this guy. No wrestler, besides Ron Simmons, would wear stupid armor to a wrestling ring. I guess it doesn't matter, seeing as how all the wrestlers from that game were either retarded or stupid. And I think I saw this guy on Wizards & Warriors. You know, the dude with the lance? And yes, he sucks that much. At least he has that Super Throw, which ain't that much, but it's better than his weak ass punches.

Fun Fact: Ron Simmons was dressed up as a gladiator for a gimmick in the WWF. He is now known as Farooq, one-half of the A.P.A.

Number 5: Kin Korn Karn Games: Pro Wrestling Trademark Moves: Chop

I'm still at the bottom five crap list, so you'll have to bare with this guy. Like most guys from the hit game, Pro Wrestling, Kin Korn Karn speaks bad English and has the mobility of Algore. While speaking to Kin Korn Karn, he stated "Is winner me!" and proceeded to jump up and down. Then the Amazon bashed his head in with a WCW wrench. It was awesome!

Fun Fact: Kin Korn Karn's initials spell out KKK. Also, Giant Panther is really a Black Panther. There are supremacy groups all over this game.

Number 4: You Games: WWF King of the Ring Trademark Moves: Being Tough Enoughtm

Yes, it's You! You are an awesome wrestler! You have the strength of twelve! You are a better wrestler than Hulk Hogan can ever be! These days, backyard wrestling is a way of life. Kids set themselves on fire and bash each other in the groin with chairs and hammers, and hospitals are always on alert. So don't be like You! Don't be a backyard wrestler.

Fun Fact: You suck!

Number 3: Jake "The Snake" Roberts Games: WWF Steel Cage Challenge Trademark Moves: DDT

Okay, the top three are reasonable. Starting off this list is Jake Roberts, a man with a mission. A man with too much alcohol in his system. Ted Kennedy is about as drunk as this man, and vice versa. They often play quarters in local bars, then they'd have a drag race across roads and bridges. Ted Kennedy loves bridges. They're fun to drive off of, ain't they, Teddy? But Jake Roberts just talks drunk. That's about it.

Fun Fact: Jake was in one WCW match against Sting. It was a Coal Miner's Glove on a Pole Match, which is your basic (insert item) on a Pole Match. They also had a mini-movie, which starred Cheatum the midgit, and a staredown between Sting and Roberts that involved lasers shooting from their eyes and causing a mad explosion. It was quite funny!

Number 2: "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair Games: World Championship Wrestling Trademark Moves: Flying Knee Drop, Figure Four Leglock

The greatest name in professional wrestling is Ric Flair! The multiple time WCW/WWF/NWA/Whatever World Champion never lets the crowd down! He'll poke you in the eyes, kick you in the balls, make you bleed, sweat, and tear respect! He was also the leader of the most elite group of wrestlers of all time, the Four Horsemen, which is where this site got it's name derived from. He's a wheelin' dealin', kiss stealin', limosine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun! WOOOOOO!!!

Fun Fact: The Figure Four Leglock hurts like a mother.

Number 1: "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson Games: WCW Mayhem, WCW/NWO Thunder Trademark Moves: Gourdbuster, Spinebuster, DDT

If you haven't noticed, most non-Ric Flair NES wrestlers sucked. It's not until the PSX and N64 when the greatest wrestler of all gets some recognition! Arn Anderson is THE GREATEST professional wrestler of all time! He had no gimmick. He was just an ordinary guy with a "win by hook or by crook" tough guy attitude. A neck injury in 1997 made his left arm almost unusable, ending his career. However, he will always be the greatest.

Fun Fact: Arn Anderson is the king of TV championships, holding the WCW TV Title belt four times, for an accumulated twenty-four months! That's longer than Rob Van Dam's one ECW TV Title holding of twenty-three!