 "Gonna Get Back In Time!"
I'm already pissed off at this game. When a movie as fantastic as Back To The Future is made into a game, I expect results! RESULTS! DO YOU HEAR ME? Apparently, the dumbasses that made this game were not aware of it. Nothing in this game closly relates to the movie at all. Hell, if you tack the name "Back To The Future" onto a box of goat nads or an anthrax letter to Tom Daschle, no one would no the difference. Simply put, it's a crime to even review this game.
Nothing is funny about this game. That's why I enclosed a pic of the Taliban Air Force (TAF) at the end of this document, for kicks.
Sound: Well, like all bad things, I suggest ramming a Q-Tip into your brain to stop the horrible sounds emminating from this game. Control: RedruM. RedruM. RedruM. RedruM. RedruM. REDRUM! Oh, don't forget NilboG Fun: Yeah, right. It's as fun as getting kicked in the sack.  |
You play the role of Marty McFly, who is not played by Michael J. Fox, the great Republican teen from Family Ties and that weirdo from that one show... Uh... I think it was Spin City. I don't remember, because it sucked. Anyway, the role is played by a group of pixels designed to look like an abstract kid with irregularly shaped limbs and a square head. You spend the whole game scrolling upward, dodging killer manholes, hoola-hoopers, muscle-bound airheads, and wasps that fire stingers at you like bullets. The game's strongest point, however, is when the POWER button is hit after playing through the first level. That is when the real fun begins. If you're lucky, you'll catch an episode of Maury, which will be about five skanky teens that want to be porn stars, but end up in boot camp for no apparent reason. It's that kind of gameplay that surpasses this game.
Unfortunately for most people, they were suckered in by the name. This is why a lot of people never talk about this game. It's a crime against humanity. In Hell, Satan has an NES with only three games. Those games are Taboo: The Sixth Sense, Last Action Hero, and Back To The Future. If you happen to find a copy of this game, send it to Hell by applying Hell fire and holy water. Actually, just regular fire and ordinary water will do the trick. Thankfully, like all NES carts, Back To The Future is weak against water and fire. Set the cart on fire, and immerse it in water. To ensure it's demise, plug in a toaster and drop it in with the game. Show no remorse when eliminating the sin known as Back To The Future.