 Break On Through To The Other Side
It's a football game. One of the first. Because I know so little about football, I'm going to incoherently ramble while showing some footage from this game.
In all, 10-Yard Fight is mindless fun. Try it today!
Sound: And if this game has any sound at all, it fooled me. Control: The controls are nice. If your left thumb is working properly, then this game rocks! If not, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry... Fun: All in all, with very little replay value, it's more a game to just play through every now and then for some quick entertainment. Just like Blitz, only cheaper. I got my copy of 10-Yard Fight for $.99! Yay!  |
Among the many reasons I don't know much about football may be because of the XFL. I mean, look back at it! It just sucked. It was as boring as the NFL on strike. It was as boring as a wrestling match between The Rock and Triple H. I'll even go so far as say it's as boring as an X-Box. But for whatever reason, 10-Yard Fight managed to keep my interest in the game, as long as I don't have to learn anything about football in general. All I have to do is hold up or move towards the flashing guy that has the ball. Good fun. Also, you can pass the ball, kick the ball, and run with the ball. Everything revolves around the friggin' ball!
I doubt football has anything to do with thinking. It's all about running and knocking over other guys. I'd say that the average football player nets millions of dollars for running and knocking over guys. Hey, if I had that build, I'd probably do it as well. Then again, I could always try out for professional wrestling with that kind of build. Speaking of which, former WCW champ and lame wrestler all around, the not-so-legendary Goldberg, was a football player. He sucked at that, too. However, Steve McMichael was a former Chicago Bear teammate. He was also part of the legendary Four Horsemen, along with Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, and Chris Benoit. After a while, the group changed to having Ric Flair, Steve McMichael, Chris Benoit, and Dean Malenko. McMichael since then retired. The point is simply this: Goldberg sucks, and Steve "Mongo" McMichael rocks. End of that story.
Apparently, Bo Jackson was not only a baseball player, but also a football player. Bo knows baseball. Bo knows football. Bo knows basketball. Bo knows reading. Bo knows writing. Bo knows Spike Lee. Bo knows colors. Bo knows endorsements. Bo knows NES. Bo knows crap. Bo knows Bobo. Bo knows Boo Boo Bear. Bo knows Bo. And Bo knows nothing. Bo knows that the key to success is having a stupid gimmick like saying "Bo knows (insert product/sport/event/whatever here)". It's like when The Rock says crap about someone, or when Stone Cold says "What?". What? Cold knows baseball. What? Cold knows Flair. What? Cold knows beer. What? Cold knows Booker T. What? Cold knows warm. What? Cold knows stupid rap cliques. What? What? What? And that's the bottom line, because what? Because the Mercury Crusader said so!