Game Reviews

Games are fun, and sometimes they are boring and cause cancer, but thankfully that only applies to games made by Square-Enix, apparently. Here's some reviews. Click here for the old review archive.

Gundam Wing more like Fag Wing AM I RITE? Giant robots rip asunder the very laws of physics and engineering principles to show us an array of impossible giant robot sword fighting and gunsmanship. Featuring large amounts of sexual tension, very gay characters, and Relena Peacecraft acting like a snobby bitch.
Kung Fu: A romantic comedy Join the adventures of Thomas as he kicks the crap out of his opponents with his feet. Will he be able to defeat the evil Rugal and become the King of Fighters, or will his soul get taken by the evil Shang Tsung? Choose from over 32 possible endings!