April 28, 2005: Well, still figuring out what to do with this place in terms of bringing it back to whatever passes as "former glory" by messing with HTML even more than I usually do. Oh, HTML, you are such a mystery! I want to knock you up so bad! Instead, I submit to you the following:

OSAKA!!!

Adrian showed me this about a month or so ago, and it blew my mind, seeing as how I'm a pretty moderately decent Azumanga Daioh fan and all, and what with Osaka being totally awesome in general. Plus, I think he got it from 4chan.org, but don't quote me on that. Watch it, and then go to Project Black because Adrian probably updated the site, something I don't do that often.

VG Music.mp3 Music Added - These updates are copy-and-paste! Two BGMs from "SVC Chaos" are added to the mixture! Yes, I am totally awesome! Now bow down to me or I shall not feel 100% better than you... Please?
- September 22, 2004

VG Music.mp3 Music Added - Dan's themes from "Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter" and "Street Fighter Alpha", as well as a slew of "King of Fighters" very-own Psycho Soldier Team themes! Yeah, I'm bitchin'!
- September 7, 2004

VG Music.mp3 Music Added - Random music added from various KOF games, mostly AOF themes. Yeah.
- September 6, 2004

VG Music.mp3 Music Added - The complete Art of Fighting soundtrack is now available. I kick ass! Yes I do! Okay, maybe not, but at least I'm not some guy from PETA.
- August 30, 2004

VG Music.mp3 Music Added - Two from Art of Fighting 3 and a plethora from Garou: Mark of the Wolves. In other words, I'm tired of tree-hugging hippie crap!
- August 29, 2004

VG Music.mp3 Now Open - Yes, download video game music in .mp3 format! Holy crap! Starting off with music from Art of Fighting, Fatal Fury, King of Fighters, Street Fighter Alpha 3, and more! Good God, Mercury Crusader is the most rockin' dude around, ain't he, bitches?
- August 22, 2004

Movie Review: Bubba Ho-Tep (2003) - Extensive documentated research of the amazing E! True Hollywood story of Elvis Presley and JFK, as they join forces much like Batman and Static Shock to combat the evil forces of an undead mummy. Yes, they fight a mummy. No, I'm not doing any drugs. Hahaha I maed an otu-ov-plaec drug refrance lolol!111
- August 1, 2004

Top Ten: Top Ten Fighting Game Music Themes - As the first update in almost a year, join the party as you get .mp3 downloads of MY FAVORITE fighting game music themes. This is the first time in NES Horsemen history you can download bad .mp3 files from this piece of online crap!
- July 21, 2004

Article: Becoming A PC Gamer - Learn with me the greatness of buying a $500 processor or a $400 video card just so you can become the coolest nerd on the block! Included is how to become even nerdier than you must already be! I knew so little about computers until I surfed the internet for stupid crap about numbers!
- August 20, 2003

Review: Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom - A game that was possibly made by a dirty tree-hugging hippie. Lots of vegetables and fruits talk in this game. That should tell you something right there. You dirty teenagers and your "gateway drugs". Why don't you smoke tobacco and drink booze like the rest of us normals?
- July 9, 2003

Review: Nightshade - One of the more obscure titles, this game has everything a good video game should have: bad humor, kung fu fighting, good guys, and bad guys, as well as some neutrals thrown in for good measure, plus it takes place in a city. Oh, and it's not one of those pro-Communist pieces of crap made by Truth.
- July 8, 2003

Review: Maniac Mansion - Teenagers are creepy ass people that say things like "gnarly" and "dude", and they hang out at weird places like "the mall" and "high school". Anyhow, in this review, I quote the 16th issue of Nintendo Power a whole lot. Think of it as an early late Easter present.
- July 7, 2003

Review: Uninvited - Based on a fictional story about a sister and some dead things and wizards and crap, this game teaches everybody that even you can meet the undead. And the undead bear gifts, like death. Unless you have a chainsaw strapped to your right arm, you are as good as dead!
- July 6, 2003

Review: Shadowgate - Did you know that throughout most of the game Wolfenstein 3D, you are in a place called "Castle Wolfenstein"? And in this game, you are in a place called "Castle Shadowgate"? How many castles are there in the world, anyway? That reminds me... Super Mario Bros. should have taken place in Castle Super Mario Bros. just for a hint of originality.
- July 5, 2003

Review: Deja Vu - Those French suck! Now, you may thing that this is blind sort-of patriotic banter made by society, but that is not the case. I was anti-French when Al Bundy made anti-French rhetoric cool! That Married With Children show rocks! Yeah! Woo!
- July 4, 2003

Article: Evil Dead: A Tale of Two Games - This is one of those intellectual articles with literary doo-hickies, or would have been, had it not been for the fact that I'm not very smart in the English thing of writing and junk. So instead, you get this article. Read on... Brother! Hulkamania runs wild on you!
- June 8, 2003

Article: Analysis of "Yu-Gi-Oh!" - Time now for me to analysize my way through reviewership as I analyze the popular kids' show known as "Yu-Gi-Oh!" It's a story about friendship, finger-pointing, cards, murder, a time-traveling phone booth, and more!
- May 17, 2003

Article: Introducing... The Game Master! - You may have heard of this thing called "The Phantom". It threatens to take over video gaming like the Black Death or the White Death or the Asian Death. Well, look out Phantom; a new kid is on the block, and it's HANGING TOUGH!
- January 24, 2003

Top Ten: Top Ten Gundam M.S. War Cards - My top ten list of what is probably the worst collectible card game in the history of foreverdom! Gaze upon the many anime-ish smart remarks, neat pictures, and other crap I added! It's boss!
- December 8, 2002

Article: Crazy Internet Opinions - The amazing world of the internet is full of delightful people, with message boards, chat rooms, and instant messangers spreading the opinions of those crazy guys! It's time to chew bubble gum and talk politics, and I'm all out of political opinions!
- October 27, 2002

Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - Visit the magical land of New York, home of the Mafia, crime, dirt, pollution, muggings, the Yankees, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a complete rip-off of the 1995 "Street Sharks" franchise. Don't ask how a franchise that started in the late 1980s could steal from a franchise made in the mid 1990s, because it happened, after watching "Back to the Future" multiple times to the point where I suffered a brain concussion.
- September 2, 2002

Movie Review: Phantasm (1979) - Informative documentary on all the different ghosts of the world, including Flying Metal Balls that kill you, and graphic blood and gore that reminds you of that Mortal Kombat cartoon nobody watched.
- August 29, 2002

Movie Review: Tremors (1989) - An amazing story behind the oldest creatures known to man, the mamillian reptile, turning into giant worms that eat people that look like Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, and Randy Savage. Includes never-before-seen crap that you've probably seen before, but I like to say "never-before-seen," so screw you!
- August 28, 2002

Article: Don't Screw With Scratch & Grounder - This is pretty much self-explanitory, but in case your head is up your ass, Scratch and Grounder will kill you if you don't watch out. Includes never-before-seen footage of hedgehogs in their natural environment, so you know education is enhanced when viewing this article!
- August 1, 2002