Movie Reviews

Movies are the devil! With that said, read on about the amazing world of cinema, movies, and cinematic movies!

Elvis vs. a mummy.  Yeah... Starring Elvis Presley and JFK as they fight an Egyptian mummy. I'm not joking.
BOY! Starring an ice cream man, a tall man, and flying metal balls that are made out of flying metal.
Pizza! Starring four human-sized muppets and some actors, I think.
Doing what I can with what I got. Starring Kevin Bacon, Michael Gross, and four puppets that look like giant worms.