I'm a Moon Master, just like Meatwad and Shake and Carl, and like them, I am the one true Moon Master destined to win that Ferarri. As such, I tackle the issues pertaining to the internet, and by that I mean I get totally "pwn3d" by people online in games that the opponents obviously spend 900 hours a week playing non-stop. While I may not be a pasty white hope like these fellows, I am a Moon Master, and as such, will take on all comers in the various video games that I play online, or not play online because you bastards only play Final Fantasy titles, and you suck. Regardless, if you don't suck, you'll play what I play, and if you really don't suck, you'll play them at least one iota better than I do, because I suck at online gaming, with the exception of Crimson Skies on the Xbox, because I totally wail on people with my cheap-ass AA-gun-hopping tactics. And if you don't play these games and want to just harass the hell out of me, that's no problem. I have various accounts across various different crappy things. Contact me, and if you suck, I may just block the hell out of you. That is what I call technology!