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Becoming A PC Gamer |
Ever wanted to pay $5,000 for a computer that does much more than you really need to pay for? Then join the millions of uber-nerds on the internet as you learn right along with me the finer points of computer gaming! You'll be Sim-ing soon enough! |
Evil Dead: A Tale of Two Games |
Bruce Campbell is awesome, but you still aren't. Indulge over the amazing knowledge that flows from my massive brain that contains the knowledge I use to defend my money. But if you have the smarts and stuff, you, too, can WIN BEN STEIN'S MONEY! |
Analysis of "Yu-Gi-Oh!" |
Holy crap, goths are so awesome! Card games are so awesome! Pissing my pants in anticipation is so awesome! The Internet is so awesome! The word "awesome" is so awesome! I am so awesome! You aren't awesome, however. I'm sorry. |
Introducing... The Game Master! |
Learn all about the most ultimate system ever! More ultimate than the alleged ultimate systems currently out now! So ultimate, you'll be mature, and play games so mature, you'll grow chest hair AND back hair faster than a Chia Wrestler! |
The Yu-Gi-Oh-Logy of Michael Myers |
Get into the Halloween spirit by sacrificing a lamb to Satan and giving birth to a zillion Jason Voorhees zombie clones ala "Aliens" and "The Breakfast Club." Get an idea of what you want to be when you grow up to be a Hallo-weenie. And don't throw toilet paper. That stuff's expensive, fool! |
Crazy Internet Opinions |
A well-documented guide to all the great opinions to be found in the wide world of Xtreme Internet Surfing. Learn all about being an individual, and most importantly, learn how to hate those capitalistic pigs by first hating me, the Adam Smith advocate of the internet! R.O.C.K. in the USA! |
Don't Screw With Scratch & Grounder |
When you mess with Scratch and Grounder, all Hell breaks loose, releasing not only evil demons and poultrygeists, but Beetlejuice and the Pope's opposite, the Anti-Pope, which is similar to the Anti-Spawn on the Spawn comics, only with a cooler hat and much more evil. Wily hedgehogs beware! |
Zelda 2: The Evil Dead |
Learn about Bruce Campbell and why he's the most heroic American of our time! As an extra feature, Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun will run your ass over with his awesome death mobile, the Tall Man will turn you into a midgit monk or a steel ball of death, and Hong Kong sells you a wallet. |
Super Smash Bros. Melee Character Evaluation |
Study well the characters of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Learn about the might of Jigglypuff! Fear the wrath of Young Link! Be amazed at the sheer power of Peach! And witness why Bad Dudes were not allowed in the game. Don't forget that I'M BAD! |
Mature Gamers & Their Snobbery |
Learn about the next generation of video gamers, the mature gamers, as they ruin their lives with crappy games such as BioFreaks and the X-Box. And learn why Bill Gates just sucks. WARNING: If you are a lame ass mature gamer or have virgin ears, get away from the damn article! |
How To Make An NES Site That Sucks |
After writing it, Angelfire swept through the server like wildfire. The result? An incomplete 200-step guide to making a crappy NES site. It's my undaunting work of art that ceases to amaze psychiatrists of all walks of life! |
The Politics Of Mercury |
It's the only serious article I could think of. When NES Sites Attack Other NES Sites 7: Party Politics At Their Worst! Read why I'm Conservative, why the U.S. is a Republic, not a Democracy, and why I don't like spending money on literally ANYTHING! |
War On Truth |
Get the truth about Truth, those anti-tobacco Communists that teach the evils of smoking through urinals, dog crap, and cutting brains in half. Though not related to video gaming, sometimes you'll accidentally see a commercial right before a game of Wally Bear And The NO! Gang. Keep in mind that tobacco companies don't show dog poop in their ads, but these guys do. |
X-Box: Action 52 Times $$$ |
It's probably too late, but if you read this before Christmas shopping, your pride, and your pride's pride, would have been saved. But fear not, for there is hope within this article! Just keep your pants on. WARNING: Inappropriate content for everyone under the age of 57! |
SpaceWorld 2001 Coverage |
What happens when you combine Nintendo, a Star Trek convention, the NES Horsemen staff, and the phrase "FATTY BOOM BATTY"? Take a look. WARNING: Inappropriate content for those surfing the internet under the influence of alcohol, rubber cement, or Star Warstm Jar Jar Bink's Alcoholic Rubber Cement Substitute. |